This just in from my brother!
I am just writing to say that yes, we did see him in person. Later I thought of shouting to him that he was robbed at the oscars. Although maybe too soon for that comment. I didn't want him to fly into a rage. He was just voted the best celebrity as far as fan relationships go. He went down a huge line and shook everybodys hands. It took at least half an hour. I give him credit for that. After seeing him in person, I have finally come to the conclusion that I am better looking than him after all. Anna will fill you in on the details.
Via phone interview, Josh also stated that Johnny looks incredibly young. Why do some people have perfect genes? Or maybe a pact with the devil. Unfair. Why is this gift given to men?
Ah, well, per that last part in your above message, Josh.. I'll let my readers decide when they've seen you two side by side.(Gee sorry yours is so small, Josh...)
I mean, both you and Johnny have glasses. I KNOW both you and Johnny would shake hands for 1/2 an hour with your fans in the frigid Wisconsin spring, but do you even HAVE a 1/2 hours worth of fans? More importantly:Do you wear CANDY BRACELETS??? Johnny's left Kaballah bracelets in the dust and is opting for some candy statement. What about you, Josh? Can you beat that? And your popularity ratings? Where are they now? I mean, you LOOK like him otherwise.
Wow! I didn't realize how great I look getting ready to eat french toast. As for candy bracelets, Ive tried wearing them, but they never last past noon.
Posted by: your brother | March 20, 2008 at 07:08 PM
I'd love to write more, but we are all exhausted here -from seeing Johnny Depp -IN PERSON!
Posted by: your brother | March 20, 2008 at 07:10 PM
I can see how that would be totally draining....it's one thing to be physically exhausted after watching him in a movie, but IN PERSON...is a whole other ball of wax or candy bracelet indeed. Rest, my brother, rest.
Posted by: Maria | March 20, 2008 at 07:14 PM
Oh my that does sound like it would be terribly tiring, I mean all the excitment and all!!!!
Posted by: noble pig | March 20, 2008 at 09:44 PM
You know, I was really going to try to pull for your brother on this one, just because I've always had a soft spot in my heart for the underdog. But you got me with the candy bracelets. Oh. My.
Sorry, Josh.
Posted by: Kelly | March 21, 2008 at 03:44 AM
I have a whole new appreciation for candy bracelets.
Posted by: thislittlepiggy | March 21, 2008 at 09:19 AM
OK, I think this is the first time commenting on your blog, maybe second, but JD certainly brings out the motivation. I just realized that if I were a piece of jewelry, I would want to be a candy bracelet.
Posted by: Jenny | April 04, 2008 at 08:07 PM
Jen:One can NOT resist the pull of Johnny, can one? Oh,ya, I'm with you, I'd be Johnny's candy!
Posted by: Maria | April 04, 2008 at 11:28 PM